Student, you poured sperm all over my glasses — how am I supposed to go home now?

Client, stop breaking down and buy an apartment, or I won't show you my pussy

Oh, I lost, didn't I? Whatever, I love sucking strangers

He just took his wife off someone else's dick and he's already sticking his own in her

A guy breaks his iPhone — that's a reason to drop it and suck a stranger's dick